1. Barbie, eat your heart out

    (Source: steffonkentavian, via mariahcareys)

     

  2. escapeawkward:

    i wonder if there is anyone nervous to talk to me.

    (Source: biblefag, via distraction)

     
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  5. stunningpicture:

    Best deployment photo ever.

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  6. if you don’t know this reference, you’re too young for my blog tbh

    (Source: iloveyalike-xo, via failure-to-communicate)

     
  7. cj-sewers:

    fuckyeahblasphemy:

    suckmylorddisick:

    I’d like to correct this:

    “God, send us someone to cure AIDS, cancer, etc., etc.”

    “I did, but you gave them a substandard education because they lived in an area with poor funding due to low property taxes.  

    I did, but you let them die because they couldn’t afford healthcare.  

    I did, but due to racism you stomped out their potential and didn’t give them the same opportunities.  

    I did, but you make a college education too unaffordable while giving the big bankers passes.

    I did, but you saw a homeless youth before you saw a kid with potential.  

    I did, but you kicked the downtrodden while they were already shoulder deep in sinking sand.”

    reblogging for the comment

    I did, but you forced her to carry an unwanted pregnancy to term, forcing her to become a single mother with limited income, having to sacrifice her college dreams in order to provide for her unwanted child.

    fucking BOOM ^

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  9. glitchinthematrixx:

    likeamarshmallow:

    illucinations:

    when i was a child i used to think teens were grown ups and when i was a teen i thought college students were grown ups and now that im a college student im just like what the hell is a grown up anymore

    Now that I’m older than college age I’ve concluded that grown ups are a myth.

    Yes.

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  10. grandmafupa:

    Painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk

    (Source: beefyrat, via failure-to-communicate)

     

  11. lizziemcganja:

    friend: i’m getting mcdonalds you want anything?

    me: i don’t have money

    friend: it’s all good, i’ll pay

    me:

    image

    image

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  12. itsstuckyinmyhead:

    Epic Tales By Tumblr Bloggers

    (Source: jewbians, via failure-to-communicate)

     

  13. livetoplaysoccer:

    If I were to lose my memory right now, who would you say you were to me?

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  14. gr8erthanyou:

    faithandfury:

    harmonihalo:

    literarydisneyprincess:

    rabbittwalter:

    gamtav88:

    brooklyn-knight:

    jalexintheimpala:

    god bless gordan ramsey 

    Dude is only a dick to adults, awesome.

    because, those adults should know what they’re doing, they’re cooks these are kids hes teaching to cook, therefore he is patient. 

    gordon ramsey is one of my favorite people in the whole world ok

    The only reason he gets so angry is because the people he’s yelling at claim to know what they are doing and are charging people accordingly. If you listen to why he’s actually angry more than half the time you’d realize you’d be furious too. This man is beyond patient and kind toward people in normal circumstances, but he is really serious about his profession and what should be demanded of it. He’s one of my favorite people too

    But have you seen “Hotel Hell” tho.

    There was an elderly couple on there who lost EVERYTHING and he bought them a FREAKING APARTMENT.

    The guy has a huge heart, no kidding.

    Gordan Ramsey is my favourite person in the entire world

    YES MORE PEOPLE IN THE GORDON RAMSEY FANDOM I LOVE HIM

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